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    has anyone heard this story?

    I have recall the story in the spoiler. I have a vivid imagination and have written 2 1/2 novels, and various short stories, so I can't remember if I came up with this story or heard about it in my many college classes. So if this story sounds familiar to any of you can you please let me know because I don't want to take credit for a story that i didn't write lol
    once upon a time god/zeus/odin(can't remember which deity) told a man that he would show him 5 women, and one of the 5 women would be his wife, but after he saw a woman he would never see her again. the first woman he saw was beautiful, so he reached out to take her but hesitated knowing their were four more, the second woman came and she was tall and thin, the man once more thought about reaching out but didn't, knowing there were three more, two more women passed, one played the harp and was more beautiful then the first, and the other could sing like a dove, unable to decide between the two he decided to pick the fifth, the fifth woman came, but she was a old woman well aged in years. Saddened the man prayed to the diety asking why he would torment him so. the deity replied, "when you see something you desire, you take it even when it may be a hard task"
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    That's just a joke that's been reworded.
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    So is this like justifying rape?
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    Quote Originally Posted by CurseSealofEarth View Post
    That's just a joke that's been reworded.
    do you know the original joke?
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    It sounds like a joke I heard once. But anyway since I've heard it before and don't know you that probably means you heard it somewhere too
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    I've seen it before on the reddit forums… but it has been reworded
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    I liked the text. But people are saying it's related to an old joke, but I never heard it. Can someone post the joke?
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    Whats the joke ._.
     
         

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    Re: has anyone heard this story?

    Are you Shia Lebouf
     
         

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