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    Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)



    Naruto: ....!!

    Sasuke: *smirks*

    Naruto: What is it? Why are you smiling like that?

    Sasuke: *laughs*


    Naruto: WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!?


    Sasuke: You ARE such a loser!!! After all that crap bigshot about you being The Savior of the Leaf, you actually go and friggin die!



    Naruto: HEY! Nice fanart numbnuts! You're a douche Sasuke you know that!? That is NOT how I died and you know it!

    Sasuke: Heh, alright alright...just having a little fun. No need to get your Top Ramen Noodles in a bunch.


    Naruto: Uh huh. That jerk Madara got me. Go on and laugh it up, buuuut you wanna know what I heard?

    Sasuke: What blondie?

    ^ Naruto: You died too! Ha! Emo Sasuke to the end! Look at you leaking out all that blood!

    Sasuke: Meh.....Madara in all of his Loreal' hair glory got me too. You happy virgin?

    Naruto: Rawr! That's a lowblow Sasuke! You're a such a dipstick!

    Sasuke: Dork!

    Naruto: Looooser!



    Sasuke: You wanna go blondie!?

    Naruto: Lets f**king go!



    -15 minutes later after there arm wrestling spat-

    Naruto: *pant pant pant*

    Sasuke: *huff huff huff*

    Naruto: So.....where the heck are we?

    Sasuke: Where all losers go....purgatory. >_>

    Naruto: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself Saucey boy.

    Sasuke: *glares*

    Naruto: So um.....do you think.....uh....that?

    Sasuke: Spit it out already.

    Naruto: Do you think Spacey Orange is thinking about me?

    Sasuke: She'll probably become a fan of someone else now that you're dead.

    Naruto: *sigh* Oh well. So, do you think Solo, L.olChidori, and Uchiha Macho are thinking about you?

    Sasuke: HA! Those twerps desperately need a girlfriend.

    Naruto: How the crap is your element Fire? You are cold as ice! Oh by the way...L.olChidori is a lady.

    Sasuke: Black Ice. Wait what? L.olChidori is a chick? Well hot damn!

    Naruto: Yup yup! So anyways....wait. Is that?


    ^ Naruto: It's Ero Sennin!

    Sasuke: And my brother! Ni-san!





    Jiraiya: How ya doing kiddo?

    Naruto: Alright....I guess.

    Jiraiya: So, did you fulfill your dream and become Hokage?

    Naruto: Yup! *sweat drop*

    Jiraiya: Did you become an author like yours truly?

    Naruto: Well I.....um.

    Jiraiya: Did you marry Hinata, Sakura, Spacey Orange, or all three?

    Naruto: Well.....ya see...

    Sasuke: Ah ha! He died a damn virgin!

    Itachi: Now now brother. You died a virgin as well.

    Sasuke: No way! Off panel, I was "restoring my clan." ^_-

    Itachi: Really?

    Jiraiya: Seriously?

    Naruto: F*** my life.....

    Sasuke: Oh quit crying loser. You know Kishimoto will bring us back with the Dragonballs. Our plot armor is too strong.

    Naruto: Yeah I guess....hey hold the phone! Is that "the man?"

    Itachi: "He" is not what you think. "He" is probably going to scold you both.

    Jiraiya: Here we go....>_>

    Naruto: Whatta mean? That's the Sage of Six Paths!

    Itachi: ^/ _ \^

    Jiraiya: Should we leave "him" alone with them Itachi? *exits*

    Itachi: Yes lets. *leaves*

    Sasuke: What are you smoking blondie!? That's....that's! It's friggin Obi Wan Kenobi!

    Naruto: Holy shiz! Can I get your autograph!? I've always been a big fan!

    Obi Wan: .......


    Naruto: What is it?

    Obi Wan:


    Sasuke: Chosen one(s). Plural

    Naruto: Sorry. Madara kicked our arses. Sasuke got his arse kicked more but hey.

    Sasuke: Watch it loser....

    Obi Wan:




    Naruto: *cries* This is like......the biggest honor ever!

    Sasuke: *weeps* For once blondie....*sniff* I agree.

    Naruto: *powers up* We can't shame Obi Friggin Wan Kenobi! We gotta go back and finish Madara.

    Sasuke: *breaks out Chidori lightsaber* Lets go kick his effeminate arse.



    Itachi:*comes back* Bad news boys I'm afraid.

    Naruto: Huh?

    Sasuke: ?

    Itachi: Haven't you heard? Kishimoto-sama is writing you guys off. Menma Uzumaki and Road to Ninja Sasuke will be taking your place in the war.


    Naruto and Sasuke: SAY WHAT!? NOOOOOOOO!

    Obi Wan:
     
         
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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Do they get drunk ? (haven't finished reading yet )
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Hahaha, I enjoyed it... A lot... Like a lot a lot. So Mich so that I'll die if you don't make a sequel.

    Nah, but it was pretty entertaining.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Really funny, this seems like the ultimate fanfiction

    I gotta finish reading.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Quote Originally Posted by oksus View Post
    Do they get drunk ? (haven't finished reading yet )
    Ah ha!!!! They probably do get drunk! I mean they are in my sig! X3
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Sasuke: Ah ha! He died a damn virgin!

    Itachi: Now now brother. You died a virgin as well.

    LMAO dat sasuke.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Quote Originally Posted by LeSauce View Post
    Hahaha, I enjoyed it... A lot... Like a lot a lot. So Mich so that I'll die if you don't make a sequel.

    Nah, but it was pretty entertaining.
    Thank you!!! Ha ha!

    Sequel you say? We shall see. I'll probably do one when Ramen Boy and A1 Sauce get revived.
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    haha nice. :P
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    nice one..good job mate
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Blackbeard laugh *
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Hahaha, I enjoyed it..
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Is there a part 2?
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    "Sasuke: HA! Those twerps desperately need a girlfriend.

    Naruto: How the crap is your element Fire? You are cold as ice! Oh by the way...L.olChidori is a lady.

    Sasuke: Black Ice. Wait what? L.olChidori is a chick? Well hot damn!"


    ...Oh my god lmao
     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    lol nice

    Le Macho:

     
         

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    Re: Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)

    Your threads are honestly some of the most enjoyable and hilarious in the entire NDS section. Simply thank you.
     
         

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