Naruto & Sasuke in the afterlife...(long but funny read)
Naruto: What is it? Why are you smiling like that?
Naruto: WHAT'S SO DAMN FUNNY!?
Sasuke: You ARE such a loser!!! After all that crap bigshot about you being The Savior of the Leaf, you actually go and friggin die!
Naruto: HEY! Nice fanart numbnuts! You're a douche Sasuke you know that!? That is NOT how I died and you know it!
Sasuke: Heh, alright alright...just having a little fun. No need to get your Top Ramen Noodles in a bunch.
Naruto: Uh huh. That jerk Madara got me. Go on and laugh it up, buuuut you wanna know what I heard?
Sasuke: What blondie?
^ Naruto: You died too! Ha! Emo Sasuke to the end! Look at you leaking out all that blood!
Sasuke: Meh.....Madara in all of his Loreal' hair glory got me too. You happy virgin?
Naruto: Rawr! That's a lowblow Sasuke! You're a such a dipstick!
Sasuke: You wanna go blondie!?
Naruto: Lets f**king go!
-15 minutes later after there arm wrestling spat-
Naruto: *pant pant pant*
Sasuke: *huff huff huff*
Naruto: So.....where the heck are we?
Sasuke: Where all losers go....purgatory. >_>
Naruto: You shouldn't be so hard on yourself Saucey boy.
Naruto: So um.....do you think.....uh....that?
Sasuke: Spit it out already.
Naruto: Do you think Spacey Orange is thinking about me?
Sasuke: She'll probably become a fan of someone else now that you're dead.
Naruto: *sigh* Oh well. So, do you think Solo, L.olChidori, and Uchiha Macho are thinking about you?
Sasuke: HA! Those twerps desperately need a girlfriend.
Naruto: How the crap is your element Fire? You are cold as ice! Oh by the way...L.olChidori is a lady.
Sasuke: Black Ice. Wait what? L.olChidori is a chick? Well hot damn!
Naruto: Yup yup! So anyways....wait. Is that?
^ Naruto: It's Ero Sennin!
Sasuke: And my brother! Ni-san!
Jiraiya: How ya doing kiddo?
Naruto: Alright....I guess.
Jiraiya: So, did you fulfill your dream and become Hokage?
Naruto: Yup! *sweat drop*
Jiraiya: Did you become an author like yours truly?
Naruto: Well I.....um.
Jiraiya: Did you marry Hinata, Sakura, Spacey Orange, or all three?
Naruto: Well.....ya see...
Sasuke: Ah ha! He died a damn virgin!
Itachi: Now now brother. You died a virgin as well.
Sasuke: No way! Off panel, I was "restoring my clan." ^_-
Naruto: F*** my life.....
Sasuke: Oh quit crying loser. You know Kishimoto will bring us back with the Dragonballs. Our plot armor is too strong.
Naruto: Yeah I guess....hey hold the phone! Is that "the man?"
Itachi: "He" is not what you think. "He" is probably going to scold you both.
Jiraiya: Here we go....>_>
Naruto: Whatta mean? That's the Sage of Six Paths!
Itachi: ^/ _ \^
Jiraiya: Should we leave "him" alone with them Itachi? *exits*
Itachi: Yes lets. *leaves*
Sasuke: What are you smoking blondie!? That's....that's! It's friggin Obi Wan Kenobi!
Naruto: Holy shiz! Can I get your autograph!? I've always been a big fan!
Obi Wan: .......
Naruto: What is it?
Sasuke: Chosen one(s). Plural
Naruto: Sorry. Madara kicked our arses. Sasuke got his arse kicked more but hey.
Sasuke: Watch it loser....
Naruto: *cries* This is like......the biggest honor ever!
Sasuke: *weeps* For once blondie....*sniff* I agree.
Naruto: *powers up* We can't shame Obi Friggin Wan Kenobi! We gotta go back and finish Madara.
Sasuke: *breaks out Chidori lightsaber* Lets go kick his effeminate arse.
Itachi:*comes back* Bad news boys I'm afraid.
Itachi: Haven't you heard? Kishimoto-sama is writing you guys off. Menma Uzumaki and Road to Ninja Sasuke will be taking your place in the war.
Naruto and Sasuke: SAY WHAT!? NOOOOOOOO!