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    Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding



    In Iceland, a country with a population of 320,000 where most everyone is distantly related, inadvertently kissing cousins is a real risk.

    A new smartphone app is on hand to help Icelanders avoid accidental incest. The app lets users "bump" phones, and emits a warning alarm if they are closely related. "Bump the app before you bump in bed," says the catchy slogan.

    Some are hailing it as a welcome solution to a very Icelandic form of social embarrassment.

    "Everyone has heard the story of going to a family event and running into a girl you hooked up with some time ago," said Einar Magnusson, a graphic designer in Iceland's capital, Reykjavik.

    "It's not a good feeling when you realize that girl is a second cousin. People may think it's funny, but (the app) is a necessity."

    The Islendiga-App — "App of Icelanders" — is an idea that may only be possible in Iceland, where most of the population shares descent from a group of 9th-century Viking settlers, and where an online database holds genealogical details of almost the entire population.

    "A small but much talked about feature is the loosely translated 'Incest Prevention Alarm' that users can enable through the options menu which notifies the user if the person he's bumping with is too closely related," Adalsteinsson said.

     
         
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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    What the hell......
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Hehehehe, Incest, heheheh
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Quote Originally Posted by Siddeh View Post
    ........
    It's a common problem there it seems.
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Is that Michael Cera...?
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

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    Is that Michael Cera...?
    I'm not sure, he does look like him though
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Well then...
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    I guess this app is a good incestment for them
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    i want to breed with you Derp
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Quote Originally Posted by Sakura Bunny View Post
    i want to breed with you Derp



    OT: dafuq did I just read? LOL
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Quote Originally Posted by Yo Momma San View Post



    OT: dafuq did I just read? LOL
    You're just jealous.
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

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    You're just jealous.
    Yes, I'm jealous of a stranger.
     
         
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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Quote Originally Posted by IamtheGodofUchihaforever View Post
    I guess this app is a good incestment for them
    Made my night xD
    Quote Originally Posted by Sakura Bunny View Post
    i want to breed with you Derp
    Uh...
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Quote Originally Posted by IamtheGodofUchihaforever View Post
    I guess this app is a good incestment for them
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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    One day this app will make its way to Appalachia and a whole lot of America's problems will be solved.
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    All I can say is, good for Iceland
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    They just took c**kblocking to the next level that's all.

    Just think about it...
    You had a nice evening, met an interesting guy/girl had the flirts, the compliments were ready for each other decided to go to his/her place and do the sexytimes.
    Finally there you're both ready for each other, doing the french and the foreplays.
    "I'm so ready for you!"
    "Oh me too but wait!"
    //Checks if they're related
    "Hmm look we can't have the sexytime, my phone says you're my cousin mmhm."
    //Shows undeniable facts right in his/her face.

    I wonder if the app is still in beta, would be hilarious.
     
         
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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    "Bump the app before you bump in bed"!!!!! Lmfao that is so hilarious, epic slogan.
     
         

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    Re: Smartphone App Helps Icelanders Avoid Inbreeding

    Whats wrong with relatives marriage ?
     
         

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