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    Rikerslade's House

    House of Love!! Hey, are you stuck in a love rut? Having a dry spell? Wife not putting out? Or are you just a down-on-his luck virgin? Of course you are, you're on NB after all
    *White guy chuckle*

    Well this is the place for you. Here at my House of Love, we have three delicate and adorable girls for you to choose from!

    We have the petite Dipsy and the gorgeous Saladina!

    Ask you can see, these girls aren't easy! Saladina has a waiting period, and Dipsy requires some charming before you can even talk to her!

    If you'd like to apply to this House of Love, just apply with what position you want...and like to do c;
     
         

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    #NLS #NLS #NLS #NLS #NLS #NLS
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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    I haven't gotten ass in months, my wife gets off on blue balls.
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    No service for us ladies??
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Ewww no thank you. I just kid Bella c;
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Omgg. xD
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Chiharu View Post
    No service for us ladies??
    That's why I'm here Chichi.
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    I thought you said three?
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    I nominate Scorezor for this position.
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Oh Gawd...
    Why did i even Click on this thread...
    Why am i even Replying to this thread...
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    I thought you said three?
    Well, you showed up didn't you? c;
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    I just realized your name is riker salad lol
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Mommy works at a whore house?
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Chibss Salad View Post
    Mommy works at a whore house?
    How do you think I became Saladina's lover?
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Quote Originally Posted by RikerSalad View Post
    Well, you showed up didn't you? c;
    And what if I hadn't? (¬‿¬)
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Well this is interesting
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    Quote Originally Posted by Loser View Post
    And what if I hadn't? (¬‿¬)
    C'mon darling, I'll show you
     
         

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    Re: Rikerslade's House

    How much for both?
     
         

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