This debate has ranged on for centuries and nobody knows why and how it started. Maybe it's because we can't figure whose the best of the choice, because both excrete high levels of badasserry. Maybe because they are both fine figures in our age today and most boys dream to become of these. Or maybe people where just bored and wondered what would happen if a ninja and a pirate would meet each other.
Yes, my friend, it is THAT debate.
PIRATES VS NINJAS.
Now, I know we are in a Naruto-based forum and it seems like in this kind of crowd, ninja already has the advantage since they are at there home-court.
But we are going to take it another level.
Judging by these categories:
1. HISTORY - Were they evident in our past and who operated better in there times
2. Skills - The power of a stealthy kill or the power to woo the ladies no matter how much alcohol intake you can do?
3. Badassery - Would you rather sail the seven seas hoisting the Jolly Roger, looting and pillaging random ships as well as kidnapping wenches or accept missions no matter how dirty they are, as long as it can test you in the skills of being an assasin?
4. Influence - Both pirates and ninjas are influential symbols of our time, and how have they influence our culture?
5. Battle - If they do ever meet in combat who would win? And why?
NOTE: I am talking about REAL ninjas and pirates and not the OP'ED Pirates of One Piece and not the GOD ninjas of Naruto.
So basically, under all these categories, which is better? Ninjas or Pirates?
You decide.
View Poll Results: Pirates Vs Ninja. Who is better?
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ARGH! PIRATES BE THE BEST. Drink up me hearties YO-HO!
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Be one with darkness. Ninjas are the best. No go, before I kill you.
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Screw ninjas and pirates. Now cowboys, they're f*cking awesome
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Screw Internet Debates. Porn is way better.
15 39.47%
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10-16-2010, 03:02 PM #1† Allen Walker †
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The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
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10-16-2010, 04:03 PM #2Myobokuzan
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Pirates, because they are real men, AND to distinguish myself from ***s who would bring up Sasuke or Pain on this thread.
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10-16-2010, 04:26 PM #3Banned
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10-16-2010, 04:53 PM #4
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Cooooooooooooooooool
Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Obviously porn outweighs both ninjas and pirates.
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10-16-2010, 05:21 PM #5Senior Member
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Pirate porn>ninja porn
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10-16-2010, 06:15 PM #6Be Destroyed. Ultimatley!
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Pirates may have swords and crap, but ninjas got shuriken and get you from behind. It would be a quick and stealthy kill for a ninja.
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10-16-2010, 07:14 PM #7Senior Member
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Add a fifth option : Flaw..... you'll notice how his votes will overcome anything.
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10-16-2010, 07:18 PM #8Myobokuzan
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Speaketh the truth, this young lad does.
Originally Posted by Ben-sama
Quoted.
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10-16-2010, 07:19 PM #9What?
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Originally Posted by Ben-sama
We don't even need an option for that, it's obvious. Flaw ftw !
I go with pirates though. Jack Sparrow can own teh ninjas
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10-17-2010, 11:44 AM #10吸血鬼
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Ok where's my rum?
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10-17-2010, 11:50 AM #11
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O Originally Posted by Ben-sama
i knight thee sir asskisser
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10-17-2010, 12:56 PM #12Senior Member
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
You're just jealous Originally Posted by Kawagiri
you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
i knight thee sir asskisser
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10-17-2010, 04:29 PM #13turtles
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
He's so far up Flo's ass, you'd think he was a diabetic, and Flo's ass was packed with Insulin. Originally Posted by Kawagiri
you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
i knight thee sir asskisser
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10-17-2010, 09:44 PM #14
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I am the sword in His hand. I
am the gauntlet about His
fist. I am the bane of His
foes and the woes of the
treacherous.
Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
LOL more poeple like porn then ninjas
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10-31-2010, 06:06 AM #15Life - Laught - Love
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Screw ninjas and pirates. Now cowboys, they're f*cking awesome
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10-31-2010, 11:53 AM #16
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Pwned! Originally Posted by Kawagiri
you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
i knight thee sir asskisser
Hrmm...I never really liked Pirates, but Roronoa Zoro is a badass
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10-31-2010, 12:16 PM #17Myobokuzan
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
A long time ago, in a place far, far up Flaw's ass... Originally Posted by gamahiro
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10-31-2010, 12:29 PM #18Senior Member
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Porns 2nd lawls
Mind you Porn pwns.
Thee 2nd most exspensive porn film of all time " Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge "
4th most expensive: Pirates
10th: conquest.
3 Pirate films in the top 10 most expensive Porn films of all time....Pirates pwn.
aww I love google.
No Ninja big budget porn guys....sorry.
http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating/t...-porns_10.html
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10-31-2010, 12:30 PM #19Senior Member
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Also who the f' voted for cowboys...!
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
LMFAO! Porn vs Ninja? O.O
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10-31-2010, 12:34 PM #21Banned
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Ronoroa Zoro is not a badass,he is the incarnation of badass. Originally Posted by RokuNR
Pwned!
Hrmm...I never really liked Pirates, but Roronoa Zoro is a badass
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Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.
Its more like Porn vs Pirates tbh. Originally Posted by iDunKNo
12 Pirates
10 Porn
6 Ninja.....
