View Poll Results: Pirates Vs Ninja. Who is better?

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  • ARGH! PIRATES BE THE BEST. Drink up me hearties YO-HO!

    13 34.21%
  • Be one with darkness. Ninjas are the best. No go, before I kill you.

    9 23.68%
  • Screw ninjas and pirates. Now cowboys, they're f*cking awesome

    1 2.63%
  • Screw Internet Debates. Porn is way better.

    15 39.47%
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    The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    This debate has ranged on for centuries and nobody knows why and how it started. Maybe it's because we can't figure whose the best of the choice, because both excrete high levels of badasserry. Maybe because they are both fine figures in our age today and most boys dream to become of these. Or maybe people where just bored and wondered what would happen if a ninja and a pirate would meet each other.

    Yes, my friend, it is THAT debate.

    PIRATES VS NINJAS.

    Now, I know we are in a Naruto-based forum and it seems like in this kind of crowd, ninja already has the advantage since they are at there home-court.

    But we are going to take it another level.

    Judging by these categories:
    1. HISTORY - Were they evident in our past and who operated better in there times

    2. Skills - The power of a stealthy kill or the power to woo the ladies no matter how much alcohol intake you can do?

    3. Badassery - Would you rather sail the seven seas hoisting the Jolly Roger, looting and pillaging random ships as well as kidnapping wenches or accept missions no matter how dirty they are, as long as it can test you in the skills of being an assasin?

    4. Influence - Both pirates and ninjas are influential symbols of our time, and how have they influence our culture?

    5. Battle - If they do ever meet in combat who would win? And why?

    NOTE: I am talking about REAL ninjas and pirates and not the OP'ED Pirates of One Piece and not the GOD ninjas of Naruto.

    So basically, under all these categories, which is better? Ninjas or Pirates?

    You decide.

     
         
    Last edited by Faceless; 10-16-2010 at 03:05 PM.

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Pirates, because they are real men, AND to distinguish myself from ***s who would bring up Sasuke or Pain on this thread.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Obviously porn outweighs both ninjas and pirates.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Pirate porn>ninja porn
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Pirates may have swords and crap, but ninjas got shuriken and get you from behind. It would be a quick and stealthy kill for a ninja.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Add a fifth option : Flaw..... you'll notice how his votes will overcome anything.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben-sama View Post
    Add a fifth option : Flaw..... you'll notice how his votes will overcome anything.
    Speaketh the truth, this young lad does.
    Quoted.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben-sama View Post
    Add a fifth option : Flaw..... you'll notice how his votes will overcome anything.

    We don't even need an option for that, it's obvious. Flaw ftw !

    I go with pirates though. Jack Sparrow can own teh ninjas
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Ok where's my rum?
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ben-sama View Post
    Add a fifth option : Flaw..... you'll notice how his votes will overcome anything.
    you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
    i knight thee sir asskisser
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kawagiri View Post
    you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
    i knight thee sir asskisser
    You're just jealous
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kawagiri View Post
    you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
    i knight thee sir asskisser
    He's so far up Flo's ass, you'd think he was a diabetic, and Flo's ass was packed with Insulin.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    LOL more poeple like porn then ninjas
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Screw ninjas and pirates. Now cowboys, they're f*cking awesome
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kawagiri View Post
    you're so far up flaw's ass right now you could suck on his tonsils O__O
    i knight thee sir asskisser
    Pwned!

    Hrmm...I never really liked Pirates, but Roronoa Zoro is a badass
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by gamahiro View Post
    He's so far up Flo's ass, you'd think he was a diabetic, and Flo's ass was packed with Insulin.
    A long time ago, in a place far, far up Flaw's ass...
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Porns 2nd lawls

    Mind you Porn pwns.

    Thee 2nd most exspensive porn film of all time " Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge "

    4th most expensive: Pirates

    10th: conquest.

    3 Pirate films in the top 10 most expensive Porn films of all time....Pirates pwn.

    aww I love google.

    No Ninja big budget porn guys....sorry.

    http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating/t...-porns_10.html
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Also who the f' voted for cowboys...!
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    LMFAO! Porn vs Ninja? O.O
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by RokuNR View Post
    Pwned!

    Hrmm...I never really liked Pirates, but Roronoa Zoro is a badass
    Ronoroa Zoro is not a badass,he is the incarnation of badass.
     
         

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    Re: The Greatest Debate of Our Time.

    Quote Originally Posted by iDunKNo View Post
    LMFAO! Porn vs Ninja? O.O
    Its more like Porn vs Pirates tbh.

    12 Pirates
    10 Porn




    6 Ninja.....
     
         

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