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    Waking up from a coma Role playing

    You open yours eyes, the suns rays are peeking into your eye lids. You fully open your eyes. You are lying in a bed and staring at an unfamiliar roof. Your wearing a hospital garment, you get up frantically.

    You: Where the hell am I?

    You look around, you see a girl sitting in a chair next to you. She is laughing giddily.

    Girl: You are finally awake, its been almost 12 years.

    You: Who the hell are you.

    Girl: Your high school sweet heart silly.

    you: why the hell am I here?

    Girl: On prom night after we had drunk sex you fell down the stairs and hit your head real hard. That was 12 years ago!

    you: Holy shit! 12 years!

    Girl: Yep, and I have a surprise for you! The night you went into a coma you got me pregnant. :D

    you: [Inner thoughts] this isn't going to go well

    Girl: You can come in now sweetie.

    A kid about 12 years old comes on in and stands in front of you. The girl grabs the kid and she says. "Sweetie meet Daddy."

    [ALL NB RULES APPLY ON THIS ROLE PLAYING, WHAT WILL YOU DO AND HOW WILL YOU RESPOND TO THIS TRAGIC NEWS :D HAVE FUN!]
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    *shoots myself* -> Back into coma.
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    "Hello",says the father. What is your name?
    (Someone respond)
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    Quote Originally Posted by Rodukaime Namikaze View Post
    "Hello",says the father. What is your name?
    (Someone respond)
    my name is Charlie, I didn't know my father was a lousy piece of sh*t!
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    Call the nurse, i gotta take a shit.
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    Quote Originally Posted by Sasuke.. View Post
    Call the nurse, i gotta take a shit.
    sir, you've got a lot of shit in you :D
     
         

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    Must be out your cranium, to
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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    well um im the doctor go back to sleep for a little please
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    Quote Originally Posted by uchiha boy View Post
    well um im the doctor go back to sleep for a little please
    Doctor, kill me please
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    *gets up, drinks bottle of morphine on counter* dies!
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    Nurse: -walks in, in a short little dress- hello~
     
         

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    Re: Waking up from a coma Role playing

    *Flash Appears*
    Kakuzu:Hmm There IS The One That I Am Searching For.
    Took The Wanted Poster And Look At The Bounty
     
         

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