Pervy's Pervy Pirates
Chapter one - The return of the Perves!!!
Long ago a new pirate crew set out on the seven seas in search of a treasure so that their captain could become the next king of the pirates. These brave soulds edured many hard times, suffered at the hands of sex addicts, smoked people who looked like a plant and even turned into a rainbow from time to time. Now that i look back on this, what the hell were they thinking at the time?
Many years have passed and the crew has been reformed, with new faces and new abilities. Captain pervy is back to his old perverted ways, raping everything with a pulse and his faust, who turned out to be pervy's grandpa, is now in a wheel chair. He rolls at high speeds and still smokes like a chimney.
Over the years the crew had lost it's members for one reason or another. Pesh ended up with life inprisonment after he tried to rape Akiza, queen of the Akiza mansion. The crew tried to stop him but once he got excited, there was no stopping that guy. The next to go was ingwer. Even after he aquired his new powers to transform into anything, he was still abused and so he left to join the circus. As for the other two, perry and daemon... well daemon got arrested and was put in jail for 15 years for assult. Well he didn't assult anyone, but when your penis is that large and that spikey... its gonna hurt someone As for perry, he set off on his own journey learning to control his "sword"
The story begins in the harbour, where Captain Pervy has been resting and is about to set sail with his new crew. Captain Pervy is with his first mate, faust, discussing what they are going to do
Captain Pervy: They're not all complete idiots... look at that one he can split into two people... how cool is that?
Pervy points at yard as he says this
Faust: Its a guy and a girl... it's just messed up when a guy can go into a girls body like that... especially when the girl looks 12... he would be like "hey look, i'm inside a 12 year old girl"... is that the kind of crew you want.
Captain Pervy suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably
Captain Pervy: Hahahahaha.... that would be awesome, we could tell yard to go f*ck himself... and he actually could :D
Faust facepalmed at the idea and rolled away onto the ship.
Captain Pervy: Hey brother, come here?
Ali: Who me?
Captain Pervy: Do i have any other brothers?
Ali: I don't know, your father was kinda a pimp wasn't he?
Captain Pervy: Yeh.... i'm so proud of him
Ali: Your father tried it on with his own sister in law
Captain Pervy: But she was hot
Ali: Dude that's our aunt ...
Captain Pervy: But i still would
Suddenly Ali clicked his fighers and a burst of fire ignited pervy's ass.
Captain Pervy: Do you smell burning?
Minato: Captain, your ass is on fire!!!!
Captain Pervy: Huh? What?
Pervy turned to see his ass was on fire and began running up and down the dock screaming like a little girl...
Captain Pervy: My ass....my ass!!!! Help!!!! Put it out!!!
As he ran past, faust held his spliff out, lightning it with the fire on Pervy's ass.
Yard: Captain stay still!!!!
Yard says this as he is chasing the captain trying to throw a bucket of water over him to put out the fire...
Captain Pervy: *while running around like a nutter* My ass!!!! It burns
Suddently Pervy runs into a fist, stopping him in his tracks as he falls to the floor
Zenryoku: Shut up, jeeze, yard, put the fire out so we can get going >_< how the hell did i get tricked into joining this crew?
Captain Pervy: *While holding his nose* Because you were dumb enough to think we were a good crew...
Zenryoku quickly draws one of his swords in a swift motion, stabbing it down into the ground only inches away from Pervy's face...
Zenryoku: What were you saying?
Captain Pervy: I mean erm.... you came to save us from some mighty sea monster... or some crap like that?
Zenryoku: What ever... grab your crap, lets go already...
Ali: Yeh lets roll, and brother... if you say anything about out family like that again, it wont be the back i'm burning
Captain Pervy: Yes sir
All the crew gather their things as the baurd one of the greatest pirate ships of all time
Ali: Seriously though... who the hell designed this ship? It's the stupidest design ever... even a child could of done better...
Captain Pervy: :ghehe:
Ali: Lets just go steal a new ship
Faust: I need some new wheels and ima running low on weed
Minato: And i need a new porn stash, ima bored of what i've got...
All the crew suddently stop and look at Minato like wtf?...
Minato: What? We are the pervy pirates right?
Yard: Yeh... but thats just because the captain is a whore
Minato: But yard... i got half of my collection from your cabin
Captain Pervy: Yeh about that... me and faust had a bet... he bet i couldn't masturbate in every room on the ship...
Yard: Pervy.... nooooo
Minato: What the f*ck.... ewwww
Faust: Well they all know now...
Ali: You best hope you lost that bet...
Captain Pervy: Oh shit
Captain Pervy begins to run away, dodging flames, blades and many other things that are about to hit him.
Next time: Pervy Pirates set sail
For those who havn't read them here are the original chapters: