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    Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Pervy's Pervy Pirates




    Chapter one - The return of the Perves!!!

    Long ago a new pirate crew set out on the seven seas in search of a treasure so that their captain could become the next king of the pirates. These brave soulds edured many hard times, suffered at the hands of sex addicts, smoked people who looked like a plant and even turned into a rainbow from time to time. Now that i look back on this, what the hell were they thinking at the time?

    Many years have passed and the crew has been reformed, with new faces and new abilities. Captain pervy is back to his old perverted ways, raping everything with a pulse and his faust, who turned out to be pervy's grandpa, is now in a wheel chair. He rolls at high speeds and still smokes like a chimney.

    Over the years the crew had lost it's members for one reason or another. Pesh ended up with life inprisonment after he tried to rape Akiza, queen of the Akiza mansion. The crew tried to stop him but once he got excited, there was no stopping that guy. The next to go was ingwer. Even after he aquired his new powers to transform into anything, he was still abused and so he left to join the circus. As for the other two, perry and daemon... well daemon got arrested and was put in jail for 15 years for assult. Well he didn't assult anyone, but when your penis is that large and that spikey... its gonna hurt someone As for perry, he set off on his own journey learning to control his "sword"

    The story begins in the harbour, where Captain Pervy has been resting and is about to set sail with his new crew. Captain Pervy is with his first mate, faust, discussing what they are going to do
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    Captain Pervy: They're not all complete idiots... look at that one he can split into two people... how cool is that?

    Pervy points at yard as he says this

    Faust: Its a guy and a girl... it's just messed up when a guy can go into a girls body like that... especially when the girl looks 12... he would be like "hey look, i'm inside a 12 year old girl"... is that the kind of crew you want.

    Captain Pervy suddenly burst out laughing uncontrollably


    Captain Pervy: Hahahahaha.... that would be awesome, we could tell yard to go f*ck himself... and he actually could :D

    Faust facepalmed at the idea and rolled away onto the ship.


    Captain Pervy: Hey brother, come here?

    Ali: Who me?

    Captain Pervy: Do i have any other brothers?

    Ali: I don't know, your father was kinda a pimp wasn't he?

    Captain Pervy: Yeh.... i'm so proud of him

    Ali: Your father tried it on with his own sister in law

    Captain Pervy: But she was hot

    Ali: Dude that's our aunt ...

    Captain Pervy: But i still would

    Suddenly Ali clicked his fighers and a burst of fire ignited pervy's ass.


    Captain Pervy: Do you smell burning?

    Minato: Captain, your ass is on fire!!!!

    Captain Pervy: Huh? What?

    Pervy turned to see his ass was on fire and began running up and down the dock screaming like a little girl...


    Captain Pervy: My ass....my ass!!!! Help!!!! Put it out!!!

    As he ran past, faust held his spliff out, lightning it with the fire on Pervy's ass.


    Yard: Captain stay still!!!!

    Yard says this as he is chasing the captain trying to throw a bucket of water over him to put out the fire...


    Captain Pervy: *while running around like a nutter* My ass!!!! It burns

    Suddently Pervy runs into a fist, stopping him in his tracks as he falls to the floor


    Zenryoku: Shut up, jeeze, yard, put the fire out so we can get going >_< how the hell did i get tricked into joining this crew?

    Captain Pervy: *While holding his nose* Because you were dumb enough to think we were a good crew...

    Zenryoku quickly draws one of his swords in a swift motion, stabbing it down into the ground only inches away from Pervy's face...


    Zenryoku: What were you saying?

    Captain Pervy: I mean erm.... you came to save us from some mighty sea monster... or some crap like that?

    Zenryoku: What ever... grab your crap, lets go already...

    Ali: Yeh lets roll, and brother... if you say anything about out family like that again, it wont be the back i'm burning

    Captain Pervy: Yes sir

    All the crew gather their things as the baurd one of the greatest pirate ships of all time


    Ali: Seriously though... who the hell designed this ship? It's the stupidest design ever... even a child could of done better...

    Captain Pervy: :ghehe:

    Ali: Lets just go steal a new ship

    Faust: I need some new wheels and ima running low on weed

    Minato: And i need a new porn stash, ima bored of what i've got...

    All the crew suddently stop and look at Minato like wtf?...

    Minato: What? We are the pervy pirates right?

    Yard: Yeh... but thats just because the captain is a whore

    Minato: But yard... i got half of my collection from your cabin

    Captain Pervy: Yeh about that... me and faust had a bet... he bet i couldn't masturbate in every room on the ship...

    Yard: Pervy.... nooooo

    Minato: What the f*ck.... ewwww

    Zenryoku:

    Faust: Well they all know now...

    Ali: You best hope you lost that bet...

    Captain Pervy: Oh shit


    Captain Pervy begins to run away, dodging flames, blades and many other things that are about to hit him.


    Next time: Pervy Pirates set sail

    I know it's not a very good first chapter but ima work on it more


    For those who havn't read them here are the original chapters:

    Chapter 1
    Chapter 2
    Chapter 3
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    LOLOLOLOLOL... still loling

    'because the captain is a whore' ....

    welllll... you said it :P

    nice job
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    lmao I think this was a pretty funny chapter and a good way to start it off. Too bad for Pesh, Daemon, Perry, and Ingwer
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    lol.. how much you want to bet yard was watching you complete that bet
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sauron View Post
    LOLOLOLOLOL... still loling

    'because the captain is a whore' ....

    welllll... you said it :P

    nice job
    Lmao thanks...



    Quote Originally Posted by Taiketsu Namikaze View Post
    lmao I think this was a pretty funny chapter and a good way to start it off. Too bad for Pesh, Daemon, Perry, and Ingwer
    Thanks, and you never know... they may return
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    lol.. how much you want to bet yard was watching you complete that bet
    Lmao... the pictures of you helped me complete it
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1


    Wow...
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by The Pervy Sage View Post
    Lmao... the pictures of you helped me complete it
    aww thanks
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post

    Wow...
    yeh...

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    aww thanks
    Nah, thank you... for that "helping hand"
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by The Pervy Sage View Post
    Nah, thank you... for that "helping hand"
    anytime
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by The Pervy Sage View Post
    yeh...



    Nah, thank you... for that "helping hand"
    >_>
    I want in this story...but not as a perv...
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    anytime
    Oh really?


    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    >_>
    I want in this story...but not as a perv...
    That just isn't possible... well it may be...
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post
    >_>
    I want in this story...but not as a perv...
    then you can be a victim of the pervs... :zonder:
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    :rofl: I lmao I'm glad to see you're back to writing this

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    lol.. how much you want to bet yard was watching you complete that bet
    I walked in on him...there's a difference
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Funny stuff man. LOL "Because the captain was a whore" LOL
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    then you can be a victim of the pervs... :zonder:

    Erm....How about a guy you encounter, but cant be raped
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    then you can be a victim of the pervs... :zonder:
    Everyone shall be my victim...

    *begins to rub my crotch*

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Yard~ View Post
    :rofl: I lmao I'm glad to see you're back to writing this

    I walked in on him...there's a difference
    I thought i'd give it another shot to see if i can write well at all...

    And you walked in as i was about to start

    Quote Originally Posted by MandraRules View Post
    Funny stuff man. LOL "Because the captain was a whore" LOL
    Lmao
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Yard~ View Post
    I walked in on him...there's a difference
    Yea but you didnt have to pull out a camera at record him for half an hour..
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Pineapple View Post

    Erm....How about a guy you encounter, but cant be raped
    Well you would get smoked or eaten

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    Yea but you didnt have to pull out a camera at record him for half an hour..
    Yes he did...
    And it didn't take me half an hour
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by The Pervy Sage View Post
    Everyone shall be my victim...

    *begins to rub my crotch*



    I thought i'd give it another shot to see if i can write well at all...

    And you walked in as i was about to start



    Lmao
    You saw me, and kept going

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    Yea but you didnt have to pull out a camera at record him for half an hour..
    :doug:
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by The Pervy Sage View Post
    Yes he did...
    And it didn't take me half an hour
    No. the extra footage was of him fapping over the recording of you
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    i knew you was a man whore :D but guud job pervy-sensai lol

    have me laughing a lot lol
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by -Minato- View Post
    No. the extra footage was of him fapping over the recording of you
    I was playing paddle ball. >_<
     
         

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Yard~ View Post
    I was playing paddle ball. >_<
    oh really.. so where was the paddle? and why were you muttering about how you wish dan was yours?
     
         
    Last edited by Vincent; 07-30-2011 at 02:41 AM.

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    Re: Pervy's Pervy Pirates: Chapter 1

    That was just freaking awesome!
     
         

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