NB Court: Case 3: Part 1
Sharingdork Won't be active for the rest of the summer but we had discussed a plot and a few lines before he went inactive so I'm going to continue it. This is a production by, Sharingdork, Hightimeshoward and myself.
Yard: All rise, presenting honorable judge nexus...sama-senpai-san-sama-sensei....kuuuuuuuuunnn!
*everyone in the court stares at yard*
Zise: Ok, one, that's my job to introduce nexus and that was already done...10 minutes ago -__-
Yard: but I like the extra words at the end...
Zise: Deal with it.
Nexus: By the way Zise, I got Hells to help around the court room for this case by keeping an eye on dragonlord.
*Hells who's standing beside nexus shows Dragonlord his rape-face* :zonder:
Zise: Good thinking.
*Zise then speaks to the court*
Zise: Alright, NB V.S Dragonlord.
Nexus: So, what's the case about?
Zise: Well it seems that some troll/wanna be flammer caused an uproar in our site the other day.
DragonLord: Hey! I am a flammer! you better watch your mouth!
Howard: It takes much more than a troll face and some fancy flammer posts and a name tag that says "Hello, I am a flammer" To be a flammer dragonlord
DragonLord: No it doesn't, that's exactly what it takes.
*dragonlord is sitting with a name tag on and has a laptop out*
Hightimeshoward (whispering to Dragonlord)[/B]: Put that crap away, as your lawyer I'm the one that has to defend you.
Nexus:....Right. Go on.
Zise: Well he started by making ridiculous threads and trolling the forums. I believe it was cali who answered numorous reports of his trolling. He was banned and then made alternate accounts and wound up causing even
more trouble by contacting the staff and trying to prove his injustices. Even tho that failed epicly.
Nexus: ah, well lets see what he's got to say.
DragonLord: You'd be perfect for my movie... it opens up on Bruce Willis talking to a dragon. of course I'll be the Dragon
Nexus: Your just talking shit now aren't you? that has nothing to do with the case
DragonLord: It has everything to do with the case
Zise: alright enough of that.
Nexus: Dragonlord, would you just take the stand?
DragonLord: I would be glad to, once I get my movie deal
*he crosses his arms and relaxes in his chair*
Nexus: Enough of this.
*Nexus moves the hair that covers his right eye and reveals mangekyou sharingan and looks at Dragonlord.*
DragonLord:: Like I said, not until I get my movie de-...Yes master Nexus.
*Dragonlord stands up from his chair and walks to the stand on the left of nexus like a zombie*
Nexus: Ok, who's the prosecuter?
Yard: That would be me.
*Yard gets up and walks over to Dragonlord who's sitting in a booth beside nexus*
Yard: Dargonlord I brought you a puppy.
Yard: Then I killed it.
Yard: So, Dragonlord, explain to me as to why you plead innocent.
DragonLord: first! I was banned because caliburn said I had 3 posts that were reported which is a lie since I broke none of the rules! Then I made an alt to try and prove to caliburn that I was not guilty of breaking the rules! And so, he insulted me!
Yard: Caliburn, insulted you?
Yard: What did he say?
DragonLord:: He called me annoying! I thought mods were supposed to be better than that!
Nexus (inner thoughts): "How childish -__-" Caliburn, take the stand please.
*caliburn gets up and walks to the stand on right of nexus. Then Howard goes to his side*
Howard: so, caliburn, why did you say he was annoying?
DragonLord:: I just thought of my director it'll be M.night Shalamalama!
*the court room becomes silent*
Caliburn: I think that answers your question.
*Hells walks over to Dragonlord while no one is paying attention and looks him in the eyes with a menacing stare*
Hellsbadass: Listen here, I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.
DragonLord:: I don't understand what you're saying.
Hellsbadass: Oh I see, you're chosing the hard way.
*Hells goes to grab Dragonlord*
Nexus: Grim, settle down. Caliburn continue.
Caliburn: As I was saying. After everything I had done for him, he thought I was against him. I spent my entire evening trying to help a guy on an alt that's complaining about being banned. Further more, he was complaining about it in a way that made him seem very irrational and short tempered.
Would you not be annoyed?
End Of Part 1
Next chapter will be better. Like every other case, the first chapter is mainly to set up a lot more material for the future chapters of the case.