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    NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Sharingdork Won't be active for the rest of the summer but we had discussed a plot and a few lines before he went inactive so I'm going to continue it. This is a production by, Sharingdork, Hightimeshoward and myself.


    Victim: Dragonlord
    Plaintiff: Caliburn. Rei. Zise and Mugiwara.
    Charge: Trolling.
    Judge: Nexus
    Court Reporter: Zise
    Baillifs: Hellsbadass
    Defendant Attourny: Hightimeshoward. (known as Howard)
    Prosecutor: ~Yard~
    Jury: Pineapple (We'll add more as the case continues)





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    Yard: All rise, presenting honorable judge nexus...sama-senpai-san-sama-sensei....kuuuuuuuuunnn!


    *everyone in the court stares at yard*


    Zise: Ok, one, that's my job to introduce nexus and that was already done...10 minutes ago -__-


    Yard: but I like the extra words at the end...


    Zise: Deal with it.


    Nexus: By the way Zise, I got Hells to help around the court room for this case by keeping an eye on dragonlord.


    *Hells who's standing beside nexus shows Dragonlord his rape-face* :zonder:


    Zise: Good thinking.


    *Zise then speaks to the court*


    Zise: Alright, NB V.S Dragonlord.


    Nexus: So, what's the case about?


    Zise: Well it seems that some troll/wanna be flammer caused an uproar in our site the other day.


    DragonLord: Hey! I am a flammer! you better watch your mouth!


    Howard: It takes much more than a troll face and some fancy flammer posts and a name tag that says "Hello, I am a flammer" To be a flammer dragonlord


    DragonLord: No it doesn't, that's exactly what it takes.


    *dragonlord is sitting with a name tag on and has a laptop out*


    Hightimeshoward (whispering to Dragonlord)[/B]: Put that crap away, as your lawyer I'm the one that has to defend you.


    Nexus:....Right. Go on.


    Zise: Well he started by making ridiculous threads and trolling the forums. I believe it was cali who answered numorous reports of his trolling. He was banned and then made alternate accounts and wound up causing even
    more trouble by contacting the staff and trying to prove his injustices. Even tho that failed epicly.


    Nexus: ah, well lets see what he's got to say.


    DragonLord: You'd be perfect for my movie... it opens up on Bruce Willis talking to a dragon. of course I'll be the Dragon


    Nexus: Your just talking shit now aren't you? that has nothing to do with the case


    DragonLord: It has everything to do with the case


    Zise: alright enough of that.


    Nexus: Dragonlord, would you just take the stand?


    DragonLord: I would be glad to, once I get my movie deal


    *he crosses his arms and relaxes in his chair*


    Nexus: Enough of this.


    *Nexus moves the hair that covers his right eye and reveals mangekyou sharingan and looks at Dragonlord.*


    DragonLord:: Like I said, not until I get my movie de-...Yes master Nexus.


    Yard: San-sama-senpai-san-sama-sensei.......kun.


    *Dragonlord stands up from his chair and walks to the stand on the left of nexus like a zombie*


    Nexus: Ok, who's the prosecuter?


    Yard: That would be me.


    *Yard gets up and walks over to Dragonlord who's sitting in a booth beside nexus*


    Yard: Dargonlord I brought you a puppy.


    DragonLord: Yay!


    Yard: Then I killed it.


    DragonLord:


    Yard: So, Dragonlord, explain to me as to why you plead innocent.


    DragonLord: first! I was banned because caliburn said I had 3 posts that were reported which is a lie since I broke none of the rules! Then I made an alt to try and prove to caliburn that I was not guilty of breaking the rules! And so, he insulted me!


    Yard: Caliburn, insulted you?


    DragonLord:: Yeah!


    Yard: What did he say?


    DragonLord:: He called me annoying! I thought mods were supposed to be better than that!


    Nexus (inner thoughts): "How childish -__-" Caliburn, take the stand please.


    *caliburn gets up and walks to the stand on right of nexus. Then Howard goes to his side*


    Howard: so, caliburn, why did you say he was annoying?

    *Dragonlord interupts*


    DragonLord:: I just thought of my director it'll be M.night Shalamalama!


    *the court room becomes silent*


    Caliburn: I think that answers your question.


    *Hells walks over to Dragonlord while no one is paying attention and looks him in the eyes with a menacing stare*


    Hellsbadass: Listen here, I like ya, and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours.


    DragonLord:: I don't understand what you're saying.


    Hellsbadass: Oh I see, you're chosing the hard way.


    *Hells goes to grab Dragonlord*


    Nexus: Grim, settle down. Caliburn continue.


    *Hells relaxes*


    Caliburn: As I was saying. After everything I had done for him, he thought I was against him. I spent my entire evening trying to help a guy on an alt that's complaining about being banned. Further more, he was complaining about it in a way that made him seem very irrational and short tempered.
    Would you not be annoyed?


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    End Of Part 1

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    Next chapter will be better. Like every other case, the first chapter is mainly to set up a lot more material for the future chapters of the case.
     
         
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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Isn't this based on a true story?


    This started pretty good, let's see how it will continue
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    lmao Nice chapter. I like to be in the Jury
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    :rofl: Nexus...sama-senpai-san-sama-sensei....kuuuuuuuuunnn

    can't wait for the next part lol
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by UxCxHxIxHxA View Post
    Isn't this based on a true story?


    This started pretty good, let's see how it will continue
    lol yups and thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taiketsu Namikaze View Post
    lmao Nice chapter. I like to be in the Jury
    Sure, and thanks ^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinderella23 View Post
    :rofl: Nexus...sama-senpai-san-sama-sensei....kuuuuuuuuunnn

    can't wait for the next part lol
    xD thanks
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    your welcome Yard.
    can i be in the jury please wease:
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinderella23 View Post
    your welcome Yard.
    can i be in the jury please wease:
    Of course.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Anyone else shudder at the M. Night. Shamalamalamlamala reference?

    I loved this. Based on a true story, which makes it that much awesomer.


    I'll be looking forward to the next installment.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Yard~ View Post
    Of course.
    :overjoy: thank you

    @azulafan= no i laughed my butt off when he said that
     
         
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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    . WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!? I'm back till next Sunday.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by AzulaFan View Post
    Anyone else shudder at the M. Night. Shamalamalamlamala reference?

    I loved this. Based on a true story, which makes it that much awesomer.


    I'll be looking forward to the next installment.
    Thank you ^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Sharingdork View Post
    . WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!? I'm back till next Sunday.

    YOUR BACK!!!

    Great we can work on the next chapter.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    I also loved Sama-sensei-sempai-sama kun, etc...


    It was endless!


    And yeah, the M Night Shamalamalamalama reference was hilarious, but really showed how the brained of DL worked.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Very nice!
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    What about me I wrote half of it... I want my credit..


    Quote Originally Posted by AzulaFan View Post
    I also loved Sama-sensei-sempai-sama kun, etc...


    It was endless!


    And yeah, the M Night Shamalamalamalama reference was hilarious, but really showed how the brained of DL worked.
    That was mine the whole movie deal thing was mine....
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by HightimesHoward View Post
    What about me I wrote half of it... I want my credit..

    That was mine the whole movie deal thing was mine....
    *Pats you in the back*
    Good job Howard ^^
    Nicely done
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Nice, But I would have loved it if it was a longer chapter.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by HightimesHoward View Post
    What about me I wrote half of it... I want my credit..




    That was mine the whole movie deal thing was mine....
    O_o you wrote half? more like 20%

    Quote Originally Posted by Kagutsuchi View Post
    Nice, But I would have loved it if it was a longer chapter.
    thanks, and I'll try.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by HightimesHoward View Post
    What about me I wrote half of it... I want my credit..




    That was mine the whole movie deal thing was mine....
    edited.
     
         
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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Really great cant wait for the next part
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Yard~ View Post
    Of course.
    What about me?
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Quote Originally Posted by ~Sanji~ View Post
    What about me?
    What about you? O_o
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    I don't know. O.o

    Btw, Nice Chappy.
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    lmao xD i got the best line ever!!
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    Anyone else laughed when Hells used The Boondocks line?
     
         

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    Re: NB Court: Case 3: Part 1

    I was rolling when I read that first line. Awesome job. Make sure to do this case justice.
     
         

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