Pervy's Pervy Pirates
Pervy continued to run up and down the ship ducking for cover as the crew attacked him over and over after having found out that he had been masturbating in there rooms. As Ali runs around throwing fire balls at Pervy he is screaming at him....
Ali: Get back here you perverted bastard.... ima burn you so bad... you will never be able to have children!!! Now get back here you little shit
Ali: Continues running around the ship throwing fireballs at Pervy though Pervy keeps managing to dodge... At the same time, both of yards bodies are running around the ship putting out Ali's fire.
Captain Pervy: It was a bet.... i needed the money... strippers aren't free you know
Pervy suddenly ducks behind the ship's mast thinking he is safe when suddenly 3 blades hit around him. One either side of his head and one above his head...
Zenryoku: Thought you could escape from me?
Captain Pervy: But zeny.... i love you
Ali lands next to zen 7 meters away from Pervy who is standing, leaning on the mast.
Captain Pervy: Please.... anything
A small shadow appears between them getting bigger and bigger... the 3 of them look upwards but are unable to see propperly because of the sunlight. Suddenly the ship was hit with great force so that water splashed up form all sides and everyone fell over from the impact.
When the crew finally got their balance back and looked up they saw a weird shaped man. He kind of looked like a viking pimp. He was very hair but had a cane and purple suit and yet he had all the facial features of a viking along with a viking helmet and a large axe across his back.
Captain Pervy: Who the f*ck are you?
??????: I am...
Suddenly the stranger was hit flying into the cabin door as zenryoku punched him in the cheek.Zenryoku: Asswhole...
??????: What the hell was that for?
The stranger said this while rubbing his cheek as he got up.
Zenryoku: You could of landed on me >_<
??????: But i didn't....
??????: Do you even know who i am?
Ali: Do we care?
??????: I am the great Viking Pimp Gobi!!!! The Goblet!!!!
Gobi says this while doing a weird pose looking off into the distance
Zenryoku: We were busy...
Captain Pervy: OMG.... AWESOME!!!!!
Suddenly minato punches Pervy across the back of the head.
Captain Pervy: What was that for?
Minato: Grow up...
Captain: *whispering* ... Asswhole >_<
Yard: Poor captain
Ali: So are done here gobo?
Gobi: It's Gobi, not Gobo >_<
Ali: K, what ever
Gobi: I'm not just hot....
As he says this Gobi licks both of his fingers then at the same time he touches where his nipples are and suddenly a burst of steam comes from his nipples....
Gobi: I'm super hot....
Ali: You wanna test heat?
The next thing you know, Gobi and Pervy are being chased up and down the ship and Ali bombards them with fireballs...
Gobi + Pervy: *as they run*
At the same time Zenryoku and Minato are preparing the sail and the rest of the ship to set sail, while yard puts out the fires that ali keeps starting and while faust gets high petting the ducks.
Faust: *whispering to the ducks* Soon our time will come my precious :zonders: then they will all see the true might of the duck empire....
Faust: I'm sorry... i can't stop him some times....
Faust: I really can't stop him.... his name is captain pervy and you just happened to be in the wrong place and the wrong time
Faust: Be patient.... you will soon have your revenge for that one time... at duck camp...
Minato: It looks like faust is high again...
Zenryoku: He's talking to the ducks again isn't he?
Minato: As always...
Zenryoku: We need to find him a new hobby
Minato: I have an idea!!1
Zenryoku: You're not giving him any of your porn >_<
Several hours later, Ali had finally got bored of burning Gobi and Pervy as they sat being treated by yard, the ships ******.
Captain Pervy: So where did you come from and why did you come here?
Gobi: I got shot out of a cannon by my old captain...
Captain Pervy: What for?
Gobi: I was showing my axe to his parrot.... and the stupid thing examined it to close
Captain Pervy: You killed his parrot???
Gobi: No, i slayed a dragon and he got jealous (sarcastic tone)
Captain Pervy: OMG really? O.O
Suddenly Pervy is being hit across the back of his head by 2 people, Zenryoku and Ali.
Zenryoku: can we leave now captain?
Ali: I'm bored of the hoes here and burning your ass....
Captain Pervy: Ok it's time to set sail!!!
Gobi: Can i join you guys?
Captain Pervy: Hell yeh.... every ship needs a viking pimp
Minato: So where are we going?
Captain Pervy: Where ever there is booty and booze
Several minites later the ship was ready and the crew were leaving the port setting off on a new adventure.
Next time: A shocking encounter