Finally after hours of retardedness, the crew had finally set sail. At the front of the ship, Zenryoku sat sharpening his blades. Next to him, Faust was plotting how to take over he world with his duck. Meanwhile, Yard, Pervy, Minato, Ali and Gobi were sat in the kitchen talking.
Gobi: So where are we going?
Minato: Where ever the captain can get laid...
Yard: So we need a place where the impossible can happen?
Suddenly a block of carbon hits Yard in the face.
Yard: I was joking and that hurt
Captain Pervy: That's not funny assface!!!
Ali: But its true...
Captain Pervy: Why are you all so mean to me...
Minato: We aren't mean... we are just honest
Suddenly Minato starts choking unable to breathe....
Gobi: Whats up with that guy?
Yard: Rather him than me
Ali: Brother, stop it...
Gobi: Stop what? Whats he doing?
Yard: Thats enough captain.. stop it...
Suddenly captain pervy is hit flying into the wall
Captain Pervy: my head...
Zenryoku: What have i told you about choking your own crew?
Captain Pervy: Erm... i can't remember... *he says this acting like a stubbord child*
A frying pan flies across the room hitting pervy in the head at great speed
Zenryoku: Think harder before i start throwing sharper objects....
He says this as he raises his sword in his hand slightly with a big grin on his face
Captain Pervy: You said if i'm going to choke a bitch, then they shouldn't be one of our crew members
Zenryoku: The don't f*cking joke minato... jeeze... such a moron...
Captain Pervy: You're just upset because i slept with your sister....
Zenryoku turns around slowing getting super angry as he does looking like this:
Zenryoku: You... did... what...?
Ali: He's joking...
Zenryoku suddenly throws one of his sword at high speeds do it stabs into the bench pervy is sitting on, right between his legs.
Captain Pervy: Oh shit....
Once again pervy is being chased around the ship but this time by zenryoku who is trying to cut off his nutts.
Zenryoku: How dare you touch my sister you bastard!!!!!
Yard: Do you think we should remind zen that he doesn't have a sister?
Minato: Nah, f*ck it... that bastard tried to choke me... and just think how funny it would be... the captain of the pervy pirates... has no nutts
Ali: Why did i ever join this crew?
Yard: To stop your brother from sleeping with his own aunt?
Ali: Some times i wish i was an only child *sigh*
Several minites later...
Minato: Guys... watch this... Hey zen!!!!
Zenryoku: What the hell do you want? I'm busy >_<
Minato: I was just wondering... what's your sisters name?
Zenryoku: Why does it matter?
He continues to chase pervy...
Minato: Just curious i guess
Zenryoku: You know it's.... erm... wait... huh?
Captain Pervy: It was a joke... you don't even have a sister
Zenryoku: Oh yeh My bad :lili:
Pervy raises his hand in a grabbing motion pointing it towards zenryoku
Ali: Pervy... Don't >_<
Captain Pervy: Just a bit of choking... making a little carbon dioxide?
Ali: No... stop it...
Faust: Hey what's that?
Minato: He's probably high again...
Yard: Or maybe the ducks told him to say it lmao
Minato high fives Yard
Captain Pervy: No... He's right.. it's a ship heading towards us...
Minato & yard: Huh
Gobi: It's my old ship hide me...
Captain Pervy: You mean... he was the one who shot you out of the cannon?
Captain Pervy: I'll sort this
The two ships got close and closer together, leaving only 20 meters between them.
Captain Pervy: I'll handle these guys alone...
Gobi: Pervy... nooo...
But it was too late, pervy had lept into the air growing large wings made of carbon flying over to the other ship...
Gobi: What the f*ck?
Ali: So my nephew is your old captain?
Gobi: Nephew... you mean?
Suddenly cannon balls are being fire at pervy in the air as he flys towards the ship
Captain Pervy: Oi you little bastards!!!! Stop firing at me....
Pervy dodged the cannon balls when he could and blocked the others with walls are carbon that he created while ali incinerated any that came near the ship.
Captain Pervy: You little brat >_<
Pervy suddenly swept down upon one man who stood at the front of the ship slamming them into the floor.
Captain Pervy: It's me dumb ass
Captain Pervy: Who else would be captain of the pervy pirates ey mugen?
Mugen: What are you doing here?
Captain Pervy: I'm here to teach you a lesson... What have i told you about shooting people out of a cannon?
Mugen: paint them white first and tie them up to look like sperm...
Captain Pervy: Now time to pay for attacking me >_<
Next time: Father vs Son
I'm losing my creativity >_<