Tobi just might be the Ramen Guy...
Okay, I know there are alot of joke theories about Tobi being the Ramen Guy. People say it's just a joke, they say it's trolling, but IT'S NOT! It's serious shit! I think Tobi really IS The Ramen Guy! No joke! IF you read this theory you'll realize that Tobi...actually might be the Ramen Guy!
First, look at this picture of the Ramen Guy:
Now, look at Tobi:
Now if you look, you can see Tobi's hair and his eyes but you can't see the Ramen Guy's hair or eyes! Seeing these would give away that he's Tobi! Nobody else in the ENTIRE Narutoverse has it so you can't see both their hair or their eyes.
Now, here's the whole story. When the Ramen Guy was around 13, he tried to become a shinobi, but he lacked the skill and his arms got cut off by an enemy shinobi. Later on, Madara found the Ramen Guy and gave him Zetsu arms. Madara's evil chakra scared the Ramen Guy away. So, the Ramen Guy decided to give up an being ninja to sell ramen! But, over the years, the Ramen Guy became insulted. His policy was to give away free ramen all the time, but over time people didn't even give a a shit about him. They just used him for free ramen, never giving him any respect. So, he plotted to take over the world, so he sought out Madara and they made a plan together. The Moon's Eye Plan. The Ramen Guy wants to put everyone under his control and make them all become ramen guys! He wants to make them see how it feels making ramen 24/7!
So, after Madara trained the Ramen Guy(Tobi) and made him stronger, the Ramen Guy(Tobi) began his work undercover. He continued his job as a ramen guy and spied on Naruto. And, here's why Tobi knows so much about the world. Since he's a ramen guy, people top by at the shop all the time and tell them about their stories while they're there. Hell, Jiraiya's been there, I'm sure alot of famous and renowned and powerful shinobi have been there. So that's how Tobi knows all this stuff, cuz he's the ****ing Ramen Guy!
Tobi said that he would become complete when he sealed the Juubi inside himself. Maybe he means his real arms might come back by being the Juubi jinchuriki!
It's the Ramen Guy's destiny to become the next Rikudou!
Also, the Ramen Guy's real name is Teuchi Ichiraku. Now what's interesting, is that "Teuchi" means "killing someone with one's bare hands." This makes sense, as in this chapter, you see Tobi strangling a guard to death with his bare hands.:
This theory makes WAAAAAAAY more sense than all those other retard theories out there.
And also, the Ramen Guy wasn't shown during Tobi's attack on the village! Sure you could argue that he just wasn't shown cuz we're supposed to think he's an irrelevant character, but why didn't Kishi at least show him giving ramen to scared villagers? Because he wasn't there to do it. Because he's Tobi!
I rest my case.
So let me know what you think of my theory!:D I really think I've figured it out!