Hello and welcome to my theory about Zetsu.
Or more specifically, white zetsu.
As we all know, white Zetsu are made out of hashirama's DNA, who happens to have somehow become a tree/flower.
The only abilities it has is using chakra absorbtion abilities, and uses these to turn into identical copies of people or trees.
Trees are very ****ing important in this.
Also, for some reason, the white Zetsu original can fuse with the black Zetsu, however this has never shown to have any use or purpose at all, but hey, its just a fusion, as if shit gets stronger by doing that.
Now most of you might be thinking, what the hell is his theory?
Well, based on very very close optical inspection,
the creature named white Zetsu...
That is all, thank you for your time, I'd like to thank my superior intellect and observation skills for coming up with this fine theory ( BUT I SAID IT SO ITS A FACT ), my fat cat, my neverending supply of beer, and of course all the punks and skins who got nothing to do with this at all, my left testicle, your mom, Madara, and Sakura's left toe.
But mostly me.
Just one thing...what if you used compost on Zetsu?
I hope we never see the day, or naruto will be doomed by tree poop.