Re: [Tai] Sharingdork
This is literally the one taijutsu move I wanted to learn more than any other. I really enjoyed watching Lee use Drunken Fist against Kimimaro, it was one of the few fights I've gotten around to watching in the anime, and this is my favorite taijutsu move up to date. (just as a side note )
*Lifting up my right foot, I plant it firmly in front of me, both my knees bent, my hands out in front of me like normal, only my fists are so loose that my hands are actually open, positioned so my knuckles are facing outwards towards your clone and my fingers are aimed in towards myself. Bouncing on my knees, swaying back and forth, letting my wrists go limp and sway naturally with my body, I move my shoulders to pull my arms back and prepare myself for the strikes, instead of pulling my arms themselves. My eyes half-closed, I run towards your clone, my arms trailing behind myself as I run. As I near your clone, I leap into the air, my right leg crossed over my body as if it were ready to kick in a sweeping motion at your clone's head. And then I kick, spinning my leg and body around clockwise, my right leg going straight over your clone's head; a misguiding strike. As my momentum spins my body when my left foot lands on the ball of my foot, my left arm is extended, my knuckles smashing into your clone's right temple from my spin. With my arm limp as it was, the contact was more or a pre-cursor to my next move, which continued in the spin. With my right foot still extended, my spinning momentum carries me around and smashes my right heel into your clone's right knee, catching it from the side and kicking it towards your clone's left knee. As my kick hits, I appear to lose my balance, stumbling towards your clone. As I move closer, my right leg comes back, pulling your clone's knee with it, and as I appear to reach out for balance, my right hand smashes into your clone's left cheek, which combined with my leg pulling out your clone's leg, knocks him to the ground. With your clone now on the ground, I fall forwards, landing on my hands in front of your clone's head, facing away from him. I then begin to spin my legs in circles, as if I were riding an invisible bicycle, my body falling down towards your clone so that my bicycling heels smash into his chest and sternum area, once each. As my spinning feet catch on your clone's body, they propel me up into a standing position, my back to your clone. Waiting for your clone to stand back up, I spin around, my loose right hand swinging in front of my body without any real force or threat, missing your clone easily. With my eyes half-closed, and my body swaying, I fall backwards, both of my arms reaching out over my head as I fall to catch the ground just before I land, my elbows bent, ready to extend and send my straight legs into your clone's neck.*
"Hey! No, falling asleep, on the... battle ground! *hic*"
*Pretending to be drunk to fully tap into the power of the Drunken Fist, I stumble towards your clone, my right arm pulled back ready for a punch, my left hand down by my side. However, before punching with my right fist, I bring my left arm straight up suddenly, keeping it straight and extended like a pole to catch your clone off guard under the chin before releasing my right punch, catching your clone in the left shoulder. I then let down my left hand on your clone's right shoulder, grabbing onto both of his shoulders, and I push myself upwards so I'm doing a handstand on your clone, my head just above his head. I then pull myself down, preparing for the impact, and I head-butt him from my hand-stand position. After causing head-splitting pain to your clone, I let myself fall like a rag-doll onto the grass behind him, my eyes open only a sliver so that my eyelashes are close enough to conceal the fact that they're actually open, ever so slightly, making it appear as though I'm sleeping or passed out. Then, as your clone to walks over my "sleeping" form, I lift up my right leg, the toes of my foot catching your clone in the crotch and sacking him. Bicycling my feet again, I pull myself into a backflip where I land in my Drunken Fist stance again, glaring over at your clone, groaning in pain and agony. Then I run up to your clone, throwing a punch with my right hand towards his left side. However, it appears to miss, my fist travelling through the space between your clone's left arm and his body. I then lift up my right arm, bringing your clone close to me and putting his hand up as well, and spin clockwise, grabbing your clone's wrist as I do. I then bring my arm down, pulling your clone's elbow onto my shoulder so that the actual elbow makes strong contact, instead of the side which bends (so technical. ), as well as driving my elbow into your clone's gut at the same time, winding him and breaking his left arm in one motion. I then stumble away from your clone, still holding onto his wrist so as to pull him face-first onto the ground, and I spin around to face you, spinning on one foot only, leaning at such an angle that I could have fallen over easily.*
"How was... *hic* that?"