HOLD ONTO YOUR ANUS!!!
*scene opens with Madara with rinnegan active and a bloody guy*
Madara: DO YOU EVEN LIFT * as he emrges from the pile of rocks that the hirudora caused*
Guy: uhhhh do i what?
Madara: you heard me do you lift? because THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
Guy: this doesnt seem good
Madara: Prepare.....(unaudible whispers.) *he appaears from the ground and grabs one of the 8tails tentacles* Your Anus!!!!!
* back to naruto and kakashi*
Kakashi: yeah ***** what ya gonna d... ( obito attempts to warp kakshi but is stopped by naruto)
Obito: You annoying excuse for a uzamaki power leeching would have been dead without the ninetails tramp!!!
Naruto: i didnt realize that this was a costume party obito
Naruto: is that why your dressed as a jelly fish?
Obito: * rising pillar of hell's ashes* ( the air gets hot and then a large explosion and from the mist of it all naruto appears and punches obito landing a direct hit.)
Naruto: Mad bro?
Obito: i wi....
Kakashi: RAIKIRI *it goes through obito actually slighty hurting him* want to know the quickest way to a womens heart?
Obito: dont say it!
Obito: SHINRA TENSEI * this pushes kakashi and naruto back* i think its time i stopped playing around!
*back to madara and bee and guy bee is on the ground and guy is in madara.*
Madara: Your F*cking dun kid * he prepares for a jutsu* Katon * guy is burnt nearly dead ...... but wait there's more*
Guy: * He lifts up* I wll fornicate with your skull ............ 8th gate release * a radius of 500 acres of land begin to fill with blue chakra* Time to die
*back to sasuke*
Next chapter: finally back to oro and sasuke and where are the konoha 11?