Naruto 610: I think kishi just gave up
Naruto 610: Im mentally gay because im going to blow your mind
* The juubi is immobile and simply yells the clears its throat to speak*
Juubi: You insolent naive to make me move you must blow up the moon
Juubi: my true body is sealed in the moon dont worry i got you bro.
Madara: Ummmm alrighty then....
Obito: what about the moon eyes plan?
Madara: Listen very closely you uninteresting useful chump pawn and listen good i will make it work dont worry i will simply create an illusion of the moon with my swag
Madara: *sigh* i will make another moon jackhole
Juubi: you guys done painting each others nails good ill just blow up the moon then....
???: STOP YOU USELESS TAILED CURR
Juubi: Not this cockblocker!!!!!!! ( a spirit appears before them with the rinnegan and he looks like naruto with black hair but more serious than naruto)
So6p: you know the deal answer the riddle
Juubi: lay it on me
So6p: There is a 10,000 foot tall coconut tree and an island 10,000 feet long and 3 animals a monkey ( 30 ft) , a lion (10 feet), and a giraffe ( 700 feet) which animal can get to the banana's first?
Juubi: the monkey ( the juubi begins to evaporate ) WHAT?!?!?!?
So6p: There are no banana's on a coconut tree
Naruto: DAFAQ just happened
Kishi: oh yeah sorry im running out of ideas and anymore power bonus's would seem unfair so im just making stuff up as i g.......( he is stabbed by a susanoo sword)
Madara: getting real sick of your sh*t kishi now lets get an author who kills off main character TITE KUBO ( the maker of bleach and yes he kills of main characters)
* story continues*
Madara: Now lets do this * he pulls in naruto with almighty pull and then naruto tries to resist but a mokuton clone appears from behind and then stabs him the sword spins making his backbone snap making him near death* now i shall extract the 9 tails
Next chapter: With the new author how will the events play out?
*if you take this seriously*