Re: earth blah
I knew it was something, but I haven't learnt it yet so of course I don't know what it is. :p
Earth Masoleum Dumpling
This technique requires a bit of what would be considered superhuman strength, so I know I'm not going to get to the level required on my first try, I prepare for a smaller scale of technique. I begin my channeling my earth chakra directly into my hands, while constantly staring at how beautiful they are. I bend over to the ground, digging my hands into the earth itself and allowing my chakra to flow right from the tips of my fingers into a large quantity of the earth below me so that I would be able to lift it up. Using my "superhuman" strength, I firmly grasp the slab of earth beneath me, lifting up an immensely large chunk of rock, holding it above my head. Just for starters, it's about 5 meters in diameter and 3 meters tall. As I'm holding up the large rock above me, it's evident it looks perfect, just from the way the ground has been altered. Twisting my body to the left, I take a slight movement backwards with my arms, like I were about to throw the lump away from us which I am. With all my strength, I move my body forward, creating momentum for throwing and throw the rock away from the both of us, leaving us both without harm.
Pros: It's a giant ****ing piece of the earth. Lol. I can't put it any other way. It's pretty big, even if a lightning jutsu were to hit it, unless it's big enough to counteract something as big as this technique, There's no guarantee it will destroy it due to it's sheer size of the technique compared to some of the lightning techniques we see. This technique would pretty much squish anyone it lands on, due to the weight of the technique and the force of it being thrown. Cons are it takes time to perform this technique, lifting up the large rock, throwing it and so on, not to mention it leaves your hands preoccupied, so performing this technique means they have a chance to get in close or whatever they want. It also alters the earth like the other techniques, leaving the earth with a giant crater.
Earth Style Wall Jutsu
From previously using earth chakra beforehand, I shouldn't need to channel so much just to practice a simple technique. I perform the hand seals needed for the technique, finishing on the Dog seal. Performing this seal, I focus the earth chakra towards my right side, allowing for earth to erect itself in the form of a wall. Considering there a jutsu like this in lower ranks, it's rather larger than that, standing at around 3 meters tall and reinforced with chakra, small techniques would have a hard time breaking through that. To the front of me, I channel my earth chakra towards my mouth, allowing it to manifest within me a large allotment of mud. I spit out the mud, making sure to keep churning mud within me so I can spit out more and create a large wall with the amount of mud. I take control of the mud I've just spat out and using shape manipulation transform it into a wall. I finish by hardening the mud so that it takes the form of the wall, but without me needing to keep throwing chakra at it to keep it up. Finally, to the left side of me, I need to raise the earth in a sassy gay creative fashion. The only way I can think of it, is by idolizing a certain someone. I focus chakra into the ground, bringing up a large chunk of the earth, constantly moulding it so it takes the form of a nice wall. The wall is comprised of rippling muscles, a bowl cut and green spandex, and looks just like a giant statue of Might Guy, but is able to protect me. It's pulling a Nice Guy pose.
Pros is that it's basically a giant wall erecting in front of you or to the side of you or whatever. It can be shaped or formed however you want, so you don't necessarily need to manipulate the existing earth to use it. Great if you're fighting on different terrains which pull you over to water, or Tenchi Bridge etc. Using the wall to create something like Bulldogs means you can also use it to create something rather intimidating and protect yourself, like a spiked wall or using the mud variant to trap someone's fist in it. I honestly can't think of any cons for the technique, other than it might take a while to create the technique?