Moonightmagic: *lays on grass* What a delightful day.
Dave: And the point of this thread is?
Moonightmagic: Weren't you dead.
Dave: Do I look dead?
Moonightmagic: ...A lil bit.
Dave: Say no more! I live!
Dave: Why am I here peasant? At this epic fail of a thread.
Moonightmagic: I have a deep dislike for you. And I didn't bring you here. You're inside my head.
Dave: Heh, I'd like to be inside more than your head
Moonightmagic: >___> perv.
Dave: *waggles eyebrows* You like it...
Moonightmagic: Die demon.
Dave: Heh, so why are you here, being your typically boring self.
Moonightmagic: "The 2011 was better than 2012 on NB" thread is depressing me.
Dave: Your face is depressing me.
Dave: Ok ok. So in your boredom you decided to make your backyard a public place...What the hell is there to do.
Moonightmagic: I don't know. What do you do in your backyard.
Dave: I don't think the patch of dirt behind my house can be called a yard...but No really, what is there to do
Moonightmagic: Ok well, there's the lawnmower.
Dave: *cough* boring.
Moonightmagic: ....the grill.
Dave:*clears throat* rusty
Moonightmagic: the pool.
Moonightmagic: And free food! :D
Dave:No wonder you're bored and all alone.
Moonightmagic: You know what,to make this more exciting, lets play a game. Its called, "lets kill dave."
Dave:...I'll pass. I just ate I might get indigestion.
Moonightmagic: You're imaginary...you don't eat...or get indegestion.
Dave: I can get tattoos though....
Moonightmagic: ...No you can't.
Dave: Then what this!
Moonightmagic: ...a sticker.
Dave: ....Moving on. Are you gonna get this party started or what.
Moonightmagic: What party?
Dave:*sighs* Welcome people of the base!! I am her better half and I say
Moonightmagic: How can you be my better half...you're male...
Dave:Precisely...moving on. I say trash this place!
Dave: And ignore the whining host. Foods inside. Grills out here. Destroy this place if you feel like. Bars inside....
Dave: There are bedrooms if you feel like getting it on.
Moonightmagic: *Slowly going crazy*
Dave: Just have fun. This place is way too drab and uptight anyway.
Dave: So welcome to my little backyard bash. Hey magic, throw me a that bottle of vodka!..I think there's weed somewhere around here too...
Dave: Just one thing. Don't come by jumping the fence. The dog next door is brutal...All like grr and everything.
Moonightmagic: You're going to die.
Dave: See ya!