Masashi Kishimoto 2013 Interviewer
Interviewer: Kishimoto-san! Welcome, I'm so glad we were able to get ahold of you for this interview!
Kishimoto: Ah, yes. Call me Kishi. I've heard my fans do.
Interviewer: If you say so. Speaking of your fans, the first question is a bit...dark.
Kishimoto: Go ahead. I'm open to all questions. I wont be spoiling anything though! *laughs*
Interviewer: *laughs along.* Ah, well, we've received word that some of your fans are disappointed by some of the actions you've decided to take with the manga's course. Would you comment on that please?
Kishi: Wait, which fans?
Interviewer: You see, there are several forums that distribute manga, including yours.
Kishi: Really? For free?
Interviewer: As far as we know, yes.
Kishi: *laughs ass off*Yes, I'd like to comment. Listen closely forum fans: This is my manga!
Interviewer: No disrespect, but I'm sure most if not all already know this.
Kishi: Nah, mo'. I don't think you understand. This is my motherf*cking manga. As in, I own this *****. I do whatever I want, young.
Kishi: Do you understand? I decide where the manga goes. Not you! So if you don't like it and you can't deal with it, stop reading. I'm ain't gonna miss the money you pay for my manga, you know, all motherf*cking zero dollars.
Interviewer: Wow, that's bold...
Kishi: Bold?! Maaan, I own this. You call Itachi Solo King? No. I. AM. THE. MOTHERF*CKING. SOLO KING. IN THIS ******!!!
Interviewer: Wait! I thought you couldn't speak English?
Kishi: Shout out to my peeps Rikerslade, Jack Spicer, Crimson Trickster, KMRasengan, and Yasuko Sayomi. A special mention to my boo joint, LDude. Peace, ******ES!