^ Sasuke: They're spending quality time with each other as father and son. Moreover, they're fighting as father and son in actual combat. More importantly....
^ Sasuke: They're fist bumping!
^ Sasuke: Father and I never fist bumped nor fought alongside each other. We haven't even gave each other dap. I wonder...have me and Itachi ever fist bumped?
^ Sasuke: As much as he loved me...WE DIDN'T!!!!! I'm like so envious of that loser Naruto! He's getting all of this treasured time with his dad that me and Nii-san never did like friggin fist bumping!
Sasuke: That's it! That bastard Naruto has to go.