Best comeback lines in the series
"Don't talk shit about my old man...BASTARD!!!(to Obito)"
"Idiot, I'm not going to beat you. WE will.(to Madara)"
"Don't get cocky, relic of the past.(to Madara)"
"You realize this changes nothing, don't you? I WILL rule the world. And there sooo many ways to go about that. Later.(to minato)"
"That ****ed up deity isn't your god anymore. I am.(to Hidan)"
"Oh well...Guess the Uchiha aren't all that badass after all. (To sasuke)"
"Though the snake may dream of soaring through the sky, it is forever doomed to crawl upon it's belly. You will have your chance to fly snake, in the talons of this hawk.(to Orochimaru)"
"Shut your goddamned trap, four eyes. I'm sick of your attitude. You have no idea how Naruto feels.(to Kabuto)"
"Maybe I should just kill you both here and now...(to suigetsu and juugo)"
"Those who do not know true pain, can never understand true peace(to all of Konoha)"
"With this move, I will prove that hardworkers surpass all geniuses.(to Sasuke)"
"Training geniuses is boring. Training idiots like me is fun.(to Orchimaru)"
"The most important talent of a shinobi is not the number of techniques he acquires, but the spirit to never give up."
"If you gather up enough copper, it will be worth just as much if not more than silver and gold."
"It is pointless to blame this useless reality. I have interest in this dying world since it's about to disappear."