Prime Kiba | Global Warming (part 3 of 12)
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Prime Kiba, after creating the universe on the second day of his universe that exists in an alternate reality was a God in his own right and refused to make any character in the NV stronger than him. That’s why he wrote himself into the fabric of space time continuum and had himself lose to Naruto in the chuunin exams so that the world would not see his godlike power. By using the speed of darkness he was able to go forward in time and also backwards in time at the SAME time and predict that in the future he would kill himself in a battle that would rip through the universe and destroy all known things in the history of being.
So I’m pretty sure that in order to block this from happening, Kiba goes into the future and kills himself before the battle happens. OR he just rewrites the history of the universe into one that he doesn’t clone himself and kill himself because that would be bad and that would make him too OP, which I already think he is too OP because literally whatever he thinks he can make real, like he made Akamaru real. He also gave Cristiano Ronaldo some of his power which granted him the ability to score so many goals and be a complete boss all the time and be 100x better than Messi. But that’s not the point, the point is that Kiba creates Global warming by being to good at being a ninja.
Normally when a shinobi becomes godlike, (see minato or Kakashi) they become Hokage or Jonin, but Kiba becomes god. So godlike that CR7 is forced to close his eyes when he sees Kiba, and doesn’t know how to make sense of the creator of all reality and visions of the devil that haunt him for all of eternity and make him cry. You see this is why Al Gore created his theory of global warming, well my theory is that Prime Kiba is the reason why Global warming exists, because when he blinks, the force of 100000 suns expoding is created
Kiba also has the ability to see dead people, which he can talk to them and then erase their existence from all of history, or rewrite reality to where they didn’t die and in fact they were just CR7 in a soccer match and they lost instead of dying
The break down of his abilities, is that when he was born into his clan, his parents dipped his body into the river styx, and Hades gave him some powers from Zeus but he actually gave him ALL of the powers, and the sage of six paths was actually hades and trying to make Kiba the strongest person in the entire manga and he even solod Kishimoto in a fight and took over so that he could make Naruto a better character and then kill him off but then rewrote the history of the universe so that Naruto never died and infact just got revived by Obito and that is why the manga is turning to shit because Kiba is writing it to make Naruto look bad and him look better which is why he is in the IT and not getting wrecked by Kaguya and Sasuke
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