NB Court (S&Y), Case 2: Part 2
Nexus: Oh...that's right...the case...
Nexus: What do you want!?
~Yard~: Nothing...I just like saying your name. It's all...Nexusys..
Nexus: Riiiight...on with the punishme- I mean case.
*Rag's uniform instantly turns green*
Scar: Wtf was that?
Rag: I got premoted :D
Scar: F*** my life.
Nexus: so conclusion to this case?
Zise (To Nexus): Hellsbadass raped sanji, honestly, what did you expect? he's in here like 10 times a week...
Nexus: How Come we keep letting him go?
Zise (To Nexus): No 4 walls can contain his rape
Pineapple: So... Why are we still here?
Nexus: BECAUSE!!!.... I don't know. Yarduat, do you have anything to say?
Everyone in the courtroom was sitent.
Yard stared off into space, completely oblivious to his surroundings.
Nexus (Inner thoughts): FINALLY!! The annoying moron won't talk to-
~Yard~: Yeah, Nexus?
Nexus's eye twitched.
Nexus: Rag. Pop my thought bubble.
Rag: On it. Scar, pop Nexus's thought bubble.
Scar: He asked you to do it.
Rag: Yeah... And now I'm promoted, so I'm telling you to do it.
Scar: Do you realize how much I hate you right now?
Rag: Just do it, Scar!...or do you not care about your rank on Halo?
Scarface walked over to the judge's podium and popped Nexus's thought bubble.
Nexus: Thank you, Scar. Now, Yarduat, why weren't you responing before?
Yard, who was preoccupied with drawing a picture, didn't respond to Nexus.
~Sanji~: What're you drawing, Yard?
~Yard~: A picture of Nexus having fun.
~Sanji~: I don't see anything.
~Yard~: It's harder than I thought it would be....
Hellsbadass (mummbling to himself): That's what she said.
~Yard~: Yeah, Nexus?
Nexus: WHY THE F*** WEREN'T YOU RESPONDING EARLIER!?!?!?!?
~Yard~: 'Cause you weren't saying my name; it got changed to ~Yard~, but you can just call me Yard.
Nexus: When did you-?
~Sanji~: There's no difference.
~Yard~: Yes, there is. You see-
Gamahiro: May I request a new court date?
~Yard~: No. For, you see, I have an iron clad case on why Mr. Hellsbadass is completely, and without a doubt, GUILTY!!!
Pineapple: We know; that was decided about half an hour ago!
~Yard~: Oh, well then, I will come up with an iron-clad case on why Mr. Hellsbadass is actually INNOCENT!!!
Hellsbadass: Pfft! Good luck.
Gamahiro: Are you trying to steal my job?
Nexus: Yard, that's impossible.
~Yard~: Good, because I didn't have a plan.
Pineapple: Can we get back to the case?
Everybody who is not Pineapple: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nexus: Now, everyone, Get, The **** Out, Of My Court Room...NOW!!!
Zise (To Nexus): What about the next case...?
Nexus: Right, Next case. Ehm. NB staff Vs Dragon Lord.
Note From The Authors: Sorry it took so long guys.